Monologue - Best read aloud in a N.English Accent.?

I think this is delicious, especially the gibes at New Labour. The rough metre fits the satire well about nine-tenths of the time; here and there it stumbles, but that does not keep the poem from being an engaging sally. I would personally not be disposed to call this poem a monologue, but Cicero closed the book on questions of personal taste.